I'm not that funny

I really have no reason to be starting this other than to follow the crowd. I'm a mindless drone who likes to go with the flow, ride the wave, do the dew, obey my thirst, and just do it. But maybe I'll have some fun...and maybe you'll get a chuckle or two...or a migrain from the stupidity I exhibit. Stupidity such as the adventures of The Carter vs. The Nightstick (kind of like Spy vs Spy) or Mumble On (to the rhythm of Led Zeppelin's Ramble On) or the accounts of my daily activities from my water bottle's point-of-view. Okay...so maybe I'm not really going to actuallize any of these ideas...mainly because they're stupid.